Alright, look at this. We finally have a kid with dreams and goals, and then the man has to go and stomp all over them.
Okay, maybe his goals of suicide by crashing a plane into a Hannah Montana concert are a little bit outlandish. But look at the finesse this kid has! He planned to overtake the entire plane with three things: Handcuffs, Duct Tape and a ball of Yarn. This kid must have watched all 7 seasons of McGuyver! Al Queda needs to get in touch with this kid, they're a joke compared to this kid. I can see this kid standing up in the cabin, grabbing some steward's arm and yelling "NOBODY MOVE OR ILL DUCT TAPE THIS BITCHES FACE AND WHIP SOME MOTHERFUCKER WITH THIS YARN" or kicking down the pilot's door and saying something like "I'M KNITTING YOU A SWEATER AND IF YOU WANT SLEEVES YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE FUCKING CONTROLS".
Okay maybe his plan was a little half baked.
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